Our Paradise
Ana Zahler
xiyvza@hotmail.com
HOW DO NOT BRAKE THE NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS
Every December, we think about plans, budgets, goals and wishes to do
next year, but we never reach them. In a new December, we do a new thought
and come back to the same undo plans, unfinished plans and broken promises
circle. In order do not brake the New Year's resolutions anymore, just
simply promise...
do not do diet or exercises under any circumstance, therefore, gain as much
weight as possible
eat all of the ice cream, chocolate, candies, bread, deep fried food, rice,
potato, cakes of the world, so you won't feel guilty; include the liquor in
this list
do not pay any debt and if you don't have one, get at least one
do not study and do not do the homeworks
do not do any effort and don't improve
do not change the car, do not buy a house
buy more, spend more, do not save
be unfaithful, irresponsible, gossipy, snoopy, do not change of attitude
watch more soup operas, go to all of the sport events
do not learn how to do a better job, if you are unemployed don't look for a
job
This way, you won't brake any New Year's resolution and your conscience
won't accuse you of anything like every year.
Of course ! Don't take these words so serious in order your life
improves in different ways. This is a New Year's joke to ad more smiles to
the season.
